Madonna running for VP

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Sunday, 19 October 2008

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Madonna wants power as well as sex

In a late reverse of fortune, Barack Obama has decided to dump his Presidential side kick Joe Biden in favour of veteran pop personality Madonna.

Obama received a phone call late yesterday from the Queen of Sleaze indicating that she has more time on her hands following the end of her marriage to Guy Richie and would like to broaden her horizons to become "just a heartbeat from leader of the free world".

Obama was at first awe struck by her offer however decided that, due to the success of Sarah Palin on the presidential hustings, Madonna would be a natural candidate for the position. With sex being increasingly used as a weapon in this campaign, Palin's breasts and long legs aside, Madonna would undoubtedly be the personification of a blow up doll for the Obama ticket.

Madonna's songs alone cast a threatening shadow over the McCain/Palin team with lyrics such as "I wanna make love....cross country" and "I've got to feel you" installing fear into every Republican voter. Watch out for lots of cleavage, Cleveland and thunder thighs Wyoming.

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