Written by Pointer

Saturday, 4 October 2008

image for Palin to Sit on Karl Rove's Face After He Fingered her Way to Debate Success!
View from the Rove face cam

Sarah Palin found inspiration while sitting on Karl Rove's lap during the Veep Debate. With Karl's veteran hand up her dress, the Governor came and came and just kept coming...up with the right performance while Gentleman Joe Biden looked on in shock and awe.

Rove directed the ingenue to pout, pitch a fit and peer lovingly into the eyes of the American public. She winked like a vixen and emitted exclamations that haven't been heard in US politics since Andrew Jackson.

Populist pussycat Palin charmed the pants off of the American people who seemed to forget to listen for an empty barrel making lots of noise...signifying nothing!

"Karl, God bless his soul, brought me, with the same masterful finger( good gravy!)he directed Bush with, he brought me(golly Gee-spot!)... luck. Now it's time for him to get lucky as the Ice Princess curtsies all over his goosh (Heavens to Betsy!)"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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