Written by whatinthe world

Thursday, 2 October 2008

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Paris for Albanian Presidency: what???

In what some have described as a shrewd professional move, Paris Hilton announced today that she is seeking nomination for the candidacy of the Albanian Presidency.

Despite her own unsuccessful tilt at the American presidency, Paris is now boldly goingwhere no American has ever been: Albania's presidential palace.

Yes, the heiress in waiting is vacillating now longer and wants the top job in Tirana. All she needs now is a running mate (maybe Fifi her poodle will stand). No, Sarah Palin hasn't been approached as she is slightly tied up elsewhere but don't discount another celebrity shock: Britney Spears.

Paris' first policy announcement mentioned such bread and butter issues as longer operating hours for nightclubs and removing all excise on alcohol. Its only a matter of time before President Paris paints the town pink (or red, turquoise, green with pink poker dots).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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