Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 September 2008

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POMONA, California - Ed McMahon the 85-year-old former Johnny Carson sidekick on the Tonight Show has announced that he will be appearing in two viral rap music videos.

McMahon reportedly said that ever since he was 9-years-old he has had a deep fondness for not only rap music, but basketball, the 100 yard dash, and bling-bling as well. The ex-Tonight Show announcer stated that next he would like to get together with 82-year-old Cloris 'Dancing With The Stars' Leachman and redo the 1981 Lionel Richie-Diana Ross #1 hit song, 'Endless Love.'

In other news, regarding the first presidential debate John McCain told CNN that he is willing to postpone it until sometime in late January. When told that, that would be about three months after the November 4 election McCain became visibly flustered and said that he was feeling kind of tired and would be flying back to one of his seven homes to get a little bit of rest.

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