Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 September 2008

image for Sarah Palin, Tina Fey, & Cindy Michaels
Sarah Palin's TV (Master Bedroom)

BANGOR, MAINE - Cindy Michaels a Bangor Maine TV anchorwoman who looks a lot like Sarah Palin has been receiving lots of nasty Emails and phone calls.

Ms. Michaels told CBS's Katie Couric, "Yes, it's true that I do resemble Sarah a little bit, but that's it."

Cindy went on to say, "Look, Couric I have never in my life cooked moose, much less shot or skinned one. I don't like ice fishing. I don't like ice hockey. I don't like Tina Fey. I'm allergic to Caribou. Salmon gives me hives. I don't have any Eskimo friends and I hate snow."

Katie sensed that Cindy was visibly shaken and she said "Okay now calm down their missy, remember you're an anchorwoman, you're not a prima donna and you're certainly no diva. Now I've got about seven more questions to ask you. So tell me are you going to vote for the McCain-Palin ticket?"

Cindy got extremely upset and yelled, "Okay little blondie, that's it, this interview is over. I am so disgusted with you and all of this Palin pabulum brouhaha right now that I am seriously thinking about quitting my job and moving to Cambodia, Topeka, or Costa Rica and here's your damn $10 Dairy Queen gift certifcate back!"

In a related story, the world's smallest zoo, the Mr. and Mrs. Pancho Villa Zoo in Zacatecas, Mexico was closed this past Tuesday and Wednesday because the polar bear was sick.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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