Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

image for Inuit Ice God, One With Cold Cock, Tells Palin What Jesus would do!
Ancient petroglyph of Sodenpoonch

The Inuit Ice god, One with Cold cock, has been revealed as the Wasilly Bible Church's local deity.

As in many of the cultural collisions between native and missionary religion, the Wasilly Bible Church follows the indigenous animism of the Inuit people and their veneration of Sodenpoonch, One With Cold Cock in syncretistic harmony with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Reaganites.

Sarah Palin, Church Prophet and RNC Don Rickles told the spoof.medium that Cold Cock appears to her almost nightly and tells her what Jesus would do. Her most recent list of revelations include:

  • Burn Books!
  • Force Crisis pregnancies to term!
  • Don't give a shit again till someone tries to euthanize the poor bastards!!
  • Stem stem cell usefulness!
  • Jeus loves the war in Iraq and any Alaskan energy money maker!
  • Imitate Bush and use disability to get elected!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: God, eskimo, Inuit




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