New York, New York (IPP) - John McCain announced today that he will put Mark foley's face on a new denomination of three dollar bills if he is elected president. Republican Representative from Florida, Mark Foley, was brought down by a gay scandal involving young male pages working for Foley in Washington DC.
He told reporters that he will also introduce a nine dollar bill with the face of Larry Craig on it. Larry Craig is the Republican Senator from Idaho that was arrested for soliciting a man for prostitution in a public restroom. That man turned out to be an undercover police officer.
Larry Craig is also under investigation for having two first names.
McCain says that these two Republicans were simply trying to bring the Republican party out of the closet and that these guys never stole a freight train.
McCain has also promised to put Florida governor Charlie Crist on a three dollar bill and that will create for the first time a denomination of paper money with more than one character on the face of the bill.
