Multi Millionaire Phil Gramm, close associate and economic advisor to multi millionaire Cindy McCain's husband, Johnny had a simple answer when he was told that the people of America have no bread. Gramm replied: "Then, let them eat cake!"
The raucous laughter in the court of Heir Apparent Johnny McC resounded through the palace halls. That is until the fifth estate got wind of the sarcastic reply.
Once the retort was broadcast to the masses and pitchforks began to be sharpened, the dauphin began to laugh out of the other side of his mouth.
"We are a compassionate royal family and Monsigneur Phillipe will have his head removed from his shoulders since it apparently does him no good in its present location. In the McCain reign there will be plenty of bread and cake for everyone after the first two years!"
