Oncologists will tell you that brain cancer can influence the thoughts and voices heard by tumor sufferers. When it was discovered that Ted Kennedy had a brain tumor, political experts searched the medical archives for evidence to explain the filthy rich, lecherous Senator from Massachusetts' choice of Cotton Mather Pikin' BH Obama over his like minded greedy lusty Clintons.
The literature bore out their suspicions. Article after article in the New New England Journal of Medicine and Witchcraft confirmed that brain growths can make patients daffy. One New New Englander clam digger actually became a vegetarian under the influence of his tumor. Another from Southie started to root for the Yankees!
After a biopsy of Kennedy's mass and a sophisticated ecolocator scan, Teddy's tumor could be distinctly heard to be saying:" Obamor".
