Polygamist Prophet Former Stripper

Funny story written by Don Davis

Friday, 30 May 2008

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SAN ANGELO, Texas (CNN) -- DNA swabs have been collected by Texas Officials from jailed polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs. This is all part of the criminal investigation involving "spiritual marriages" to girls as young as 12. The surprising result of the DNA results is that Warren Jeffs is also former Romanian Stripper "Sapphire Glitter-Jugs".

Sapphire Glitter-Jugs, a.k.a. Warren Jeffs, is currently serving time in a Utah prison for arranging a marriage to a child bride. Romanian officials are seeking the return of Sapphire Glitter-Jugs to Romania to face trial in her involvement in the distribution of the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez movie "Gigli" to unsuspecting Romanian citizens.

Romanian Detective, Victor Bratu, in charge of the bizarre case claims "Gigli is probably the worst crime inflicted on the Romanian people since Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton in 'Rhinstone'".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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