CIA's Tenet 'always knew Warren Jeffs is Pope Ratzinger's son'

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Saturday, 12 April 2008

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Langley, Va - (Sordid Ass Mess): Ex-CIA CEO George Tenet has egg on his face this weekend as a UK Sunday tabloid vows to expose him as shielding Pope Joseph Ratzinger for over 40 years as the biological father of polygamist nutter Warren Jeffs.

"With nearly 50,000 little Raztinger spawn dotted around fundamentalist polygamist slave camps around the US we think Mr Tenet has some explaining to do!" Dave Lurid, editor of the UK's News of the Screws said today.

The Pope is due to fly in to the USA on Tuesday for a special smoke and mirrors bit of hocus pocus at Lower Manhattan's Ground Zero where he will celebrate a traditional satanic Tridentine Mass in public.

He will then celebrate his 81st birthday at a Holy Roman Emperor VSOP facility that famously got ex-NY Governor to grow his own wings before he got busted in an undercover op last month.

Anne Coulter is 69.

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