Warren Jeffs grasses up neighboring House of Yahweh incest cult

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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Clyde, Texas - (Polygamous Ass Mess): Jailed child rape accomplice Warren Jeffs has entered a plea bargain naming a neighboring Texan cult House of Yahweh profit (sic, sic) as a Mexcian child slave trade trafficking ring mobster.

The Clyde compound of the Yahweh sect is run like a concentration camp by ageing nutter Yisrayl Hawkins according to the Callahan County District Attorney's orifice.

The cult prophet's and his partner Yedidiyah Hawkins are out on bail on charges of sexual abuse of a minor, bigamy, welfare fraud and money laundering.

The sicko setup was started in 1980 after Yisrayl Hawkins had a biblical vision following a ten day Tequila and LSD bender with George W Bush and the Rev Pat Robertson.

His nutter followers have been dubbed Fundamentalist Trailer Trash because of their makeshift accommodation on ranch land some 1,200 miles from the Yearn For Zion polygamy baby factory.

Warren Jeffs is 69.

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