Warren Jeffs incest nutter found in Austrian hellhole

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Sunday, 27 April 2008

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Locals are said to be sickened by the revelations

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Austrian police are probing links between Eldorado's fundamentalist polygamist nutter Warren Jeffs and a 73-year-old Austrian who is believed to have hidden his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathered her seven children.

Investigators have named the suspect as 'Josef F' and refused to confirm or deny his family name may be Ratzinger.

The move follows DNA results that show Jeffs was spawned by Pope Joe Ratzinger in a bizarre Opus Dei regeneration ritual conducted by the Skull 'N' Bones Club.

Today the 42 year-old Austrian woman was being cared for in a safe house along with her offspring as forensic officers scoured the cellar hellhole where she had been drugged, imprisoned, manacled 24/7 and told she was doing 'The Lord's Work'.

Austrian TV News today asked about potential links to kidnapper Wolfgang Priklopil who abducted and imprisoned 10 year-old Natascha Kampusch for an eight year period in a similar fetid underground dungeon.

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