What better handle for a Presidential Candies Back Door than Ronnie Love?
African-Indonesian-Hawaiian American BH Obama doesn't go no where without Love... Love, part bodyguard, part Man Friday serves Robinson Crusoe BHO's every need.
Campaign observers say that Love, all six foot four inches and 350 lbs, goes places that Michelle dare not tread: "Ronnie has carte blanche and a la carte Negro. He brings home the bacon and fries it up in the pan. He's O's fried chicken and waffles!"
Obama spokesperson Skinny Intleckchl deplored the gossip about Barack and Ronnie Love: The Senator is a happily married semi-black man who may play B-Ball but wouldn't know the down low if it bit him on the ...resume.