Always look on the bright side

Funny story written by Norton Folgate

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Motivational guru, public speaker, firewalker and millionaire, Anthony Robbins has admitted that in private, he is 'a right miserable bastard who lounges about his mansion in his boxer shorts and an old t-shirt with pizza stains'.

Robbins who is recognized as the most popular motivational speaker after turning his life around when he went from zero to hero by the power of PMA (Positive Mental Attitude).

As a result, he has sold millions of copies of his books and in many hotels across America, the traditional bible located in the bedside drawer has been replaced by Robbins blockbuster Unleash the Power within.'

Robbins is worshipped by his adoring fans and as such, one would assume that he has it all but nothing could be further from the truth.

A neighbour of Robbins said, 'Some days, we see him out in his yard, sat reading the newspaper or having a taco but he appears lethargic and miserable. Nothing like his on stage persona at all.'

Robbins conceded that he was struggling to be positive and as such, admitted that he was moody and only human.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot