Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Republican presidential hopeful John McCain welcomed fellow Republicans Mark Foley, Larry Craig, and Charlie Crist to his dude ranch in western Tennessee for the week for a private party lasting a week, a day, and sixty-nine minutes.
John McCain denied that the party had anything to do with his search for the number two position for the upcoming elections in November.
There have been persistent rumors that McCain was talked into looking for a candidate with an alternative lifestyle after his appearance on the Helen Degenerate show last week.
McCain was asked which Seinfeld episode was his favorite and he replied that it was the one where they kept saying, "Not that there is anything wrong with that".
