Wasted Girl Can't Work Cell Phone

Funny story written by TJL

Thursday, 15 May 2008

New York - Local Party girl Robin Privman tried to text the cute guy she met earlier in the evening while barhopping with her girlfriends, but soon discovered something was wrong with her cell phone.

"Shit, this sucks," the tipsy twentysomething grumbled to her friends. "The screen thing is blank and I can't dial anything! His always happens when I go into the city."

When a friend pointed out that Robin was attempting to make a call on her Canon digital camera, Miss Privman had a good laugh about her drunken blunder then tried to send a text message on her iPod nano.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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