(Philadelphia PA) Winifred (Freddie) Kewl is 86 years old and was shocked to find herself being arrested for prostitution yesterday. The elderly lady was booked for hiring a female prostitute through their website 'Desperate Housewife'. She is out on bail and recovering at her daughter's home in New Jersey.
"I'm still shaking like a leaf, and please call me Freddie, everyone does!" said the kindly senior. "I only bought the computer to get e-mail photos from my grand kids, I'm so sorry if I broke the law! I was never so shocked in my life."
Freddie's daughter, Winnie, helped explain what happened. "Mom got this junk e-mail from a lady at Desperate Housewife--we should have had a spam blocker! Anyway the email said 'Delila' was desperately lonely and needed some cash--$100.00--and could make an 'out call'.
"I'm so naive." interrupted Freddie. "I thought out call was something in baseball. I'm an old-fashioned people-person and I asked Delila to come right over for some coffee and a chat; she said she was close by. When she knocked on the door an hour later I was shocked--such a beautiful, tall blonde lady! I told her I was Freddie. She looked at me and said she didn't really do dykes--I thought she was talking about Holland! She wanted $200.00 to 'do' me! I invited her in and then she ripped off her clothes. I don't know what happened!"
Winnie explained what happened next because Freddie was too upset.
"Well anyway, Mom let this hooker in the house, the next thing we know the Vice Squad charges through the door and handcuff Mom! They were really rude too. Good thing Mom has no idea what carpet munching means. So anyway, they took her in and I bailed her out right away. So that's about it!"
Freddie said she's going furniture shopping with Delila next week.
