Beautiful Laura Bush, until now the embodiment of grace and 1920's femininity, today rocked the American establishment by inadvertently suggesting that she indulges in 'Chocolate Tunnel Sex ' with half wit hubbie, George.
Speaking at the Annual American Bankers dinner Laura was the height of prettiness and loveliness. Keeping to her well rehearsed script she said that her husband totally understood the complexities of economics and that she believed that the 'Tax Relief Act of 2005' had been a
complete success. Further she expected more tax cuts if "what I hear through the doors at the White House are true."
Mrs Bush then cupped her hand to her ear in a mocking fashion. The Bankers roared their approval. Her charm was radiant.
However later in the evening, after giving her views on how she believed that the US Federal Reserve chief was caught between recession on one side and rampant inflation on the other, the enigmatic Bush inadvertently implied that she was, and I quote, "No stranger to anal lovin'."
The social "Faux-Par" came about when the Chairman of the Bank of America, Kenneth D. Lewis, innocently asked the first lady whether or not, "Mr President had the tools to thrust ahead with his economic plans for 2007."
Misunderstanding the question Lush Laura replied angrily, "Believe you me my husband has the tools to thrust into any area he pleases, and he does so on a regular basis whether I like it or not!"
It is reported that an awkward silence befell the room. Mrs Bush was said to leave some five minutes later.
A spokesman for the White House said later, "Not since the days of Gerald Ford has this office had to answer to allegations of buggery. We would like to state that what goes on between the President and his first lady is a personal matter and we very much hope it will be treated as such."
Being a newspaper that has always stood for family values, The Spoof has decided not to pursue this story any further. However we feel it would be neglecting our journalistic duties if we did not point out that recently reporters have been suggesting that Mrs Bush's gait has changed over the last few months.
As our American Correspondent, Peter Musgrove, wrote just three weeks ago in our sister paper 'The Sunday Sports' , "The girl walks like John Wayne for fuck sake". We allow the reader to make up their own mind.
