(Corn, Indiana) Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama met by chance in front of the Qwikky Motel in this tiny town today. They were both campaigning in the same strip-mall. It looked like Hillary was about to shake Obama's hand when something unexpected happened--she slapped him across the face instead!
All the frustrating months of campaigning in boring towns and greeting boring, stupid people finally took its toll.
"You filthy goddamned son of a bitch!!" she shrieked as she slapped the stunned senator's face. "You f*cking assh*le! F*cking sonnafabitch! Assh*le!!" she yelled at the top of her voice. Hillary's and Obama's people were too stunned at first to stop the meltdown.
She kicked his legs and tried grabbing at his hair and continued spitting obscenities. "I was inevitable until you came along. F*cking bastard! You f*cking son of a bitch!"
Finally, the Secret Service disentangled the crazed harridan from the poor man.
Hillary smoothed back her hair with a hand and tried to look nonchalant but her face was crimson with emotion. "I think I just had my first orgasm." she whispered to a nearyby associate.
She quietly went through the doors of the Qwikky Motel to pull Bill off his latest bimbo. She pretended nothing was wrong as Obama stared at her in stunned silence.
