Written by Pointer

Monday, 14 April 2008

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Bush& McBush just off the forked tongue express!

The Straight Talk Express Bus of Repub Candie Johnny McBush, it turns out, is being driven by Black Charlie, one of the dirtiest blackguards in conservative politics for over thirty years.

Charlie Black began his political career supporting vicious racist Jesse Helms. He is the man who hired and sired savage operative Lee Atwater. He has represented African genocidal maniac Jonas Savimbi, cancer- causing Phillip Morris and civilian-slaughtering Blackwater Group in Iraq.

Under Black's advice, the McBush campaign bus will soon be called the forked tongue express. Black Charlie thinks this will lure Native American voters. He also has expressed the hope that his nickname may trick some African-Americans to vote for another 4 years of the McBush franchise.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Iraq

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