Written by JAB

Saturday, 8 March 2008

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The Truth is Out There

Live Free or Die, NH - The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (VRWC) claims it has obtained records, through the Freedom of Information Act, that Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton was not born in the United States.

If the findings of VRWC are correct she would be disqualified from becoming President.

According to their findings, she was born in 1947 to a Walloon mother and a Flemish father, while, they were attending the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow. They disappeared in 1959 during the Leopoldville riots in the Belgian Congo. Young Helma - she would later change it to Hillary - was then flown on Trans Canada Airlines flight 1618 to Gander, Newfoundland in the spring of 1960. She entered the United States on a bus disguised as a member of The Girls Choir of Harlem at the small border crossing of Coburn Gore, Maine.

The bus driver, William Jefferson and his wife Louise - a seamstress at the Apollo Theater - took pity on her and brought her to live with them in Harlem. Despite the love of the Jefferson's, the prejudice directed at her for being the only one to wear coke bottle glasses was too much and the Jefferson's reluctantly made plans for her to have a different life.

Louise Jefferson's, second cousin, Crystal was a housekeeper for the Reverend Leroy at the Methodist Church in Sheboygan, Illinois and whose congregation was quite active in placing children with prospective parents. In 1963, young Hillary, formerly Helma from Harlem would be adopted by Hugh and Dorothy Rodham.

The VRWC alleges that her biography up until 1963 has been altered enough not only to disqualify her from becoming president but also questions her honesty and integrity in being able to get up at 3 a. m. in the morning to answer the red phone.

When asked to comment on these allegations, Mark Penn, chief strategist, for Hillary Rodham Clinton, laughingly said, "Next thing they'll be saying is that she was a volunteer for Republican candidate Barry Goldwater in the U. S. presidential election of 1964."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Hillary Clinton




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