Written by Bawasaab

Thursday, 6 March 2008

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Show me the money

(Rotters) U.S. President Bush and his administration recently announced a bonus tax rebate to most American tax filers.

Under the guidelines of the Proposal, hereby dubbed "Operation Sandbag", up to $600 will be awarded to single US taxpayers who meet income requirements, and as much as $1200 will go to families with children. Each child could be worth an additional $300 to those families.

"It's the least we can do to show our 'preciation for lettin us bend y'all over for the last 8 years," said President Bush in a speech late last month. "This should prove to the 'merican people that I is learning a valuable lesson: People like money."

The 'merican people could not be reached for comment. They were too busy answering anticipatory phone calls from creditors and salespersons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tax, Rebate

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