In an attempt to bolster the economy even further, ZipsterTax has now added access to future year's returns. This novel product will allow their customers to get huge returns long before anyone who is not their customer, yet.
Since it will be your money, eventually, there is no danger of anyone keeping it long enough to remember where you got it, and nobody here in the present will even know about the tricks that will be added to the system, later, to prevent further possible abuses of the endless leak of cash into the past.
ZipsterTax "TimeSaverPlus" is available online, and you need not worry about its price, nor anything that dreary, ever again. Some questions exist about the absolute value of getting the future's money, today, but, it surely beats trying to remember where you spent last year's puny return.
Some restrictions may apply.
