YOUNGSTOWN,OH -- The BARD (Berets and Red Dresses) group of Youngstown were host to what was thought to be a routine stump speech by America's first black President, but turned out to be anything but.
The group has twenty five chapters throughout the US and one in the U.S.Virgin Islands. Named after its founder Monica Lewinsky, its mission is 'to promote standup talk, rather than kneel down hope'.
Miss Lewinsky was unable to attend,still distraught according to reports over the abrupt end of her secret affair with Nicholas Sarkozy. According to unnamed sources close to the French President, the undoing of the whole torrid affair was being a non-smoker: "Nicholas could not handle, the trick cigar and, alors, c'est fini!"
Addressing the group, Bill 'the First Black President' Clinton revealed that Hillary has given him permission to talk to the Obama camp about brokering a deal wherein Senator Obama would withdraw his campaign to be the Democratic nominee for President in return for a guarantee that he would be her choice as the nominee for vice president.
"This is not a fairy tale, let's face it, it was beginner's luck that he even won the South Carolina primary," said the former President, adding, "this has the potential of having the vast right wing conspiracy on life support for decades."
