America Rounds Up its Poor

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Sunday, 20 January 2008

Ney York, New York (IP) - The United States began to round up its poor today and those people will be sent on their way to new homes within hours. Those people rounded up are first processed at special camps erected in eight regional central distribution points and are then sent to the coast aboard long trains modified specifically for this purpose. Once at the coast they are placed in special container ships and then are sent to their corresponding host countries.

Whatever wealth and assets the deported section of the population have will be redistributed to the people that remain in the new America that is being renamed Bushstapoland.

The plan to deport America's poor is being facilitated by America's military police units and by the willingness of host countries to receive the massive influx of new residents. The cooperation by police units is ironic because these people know it is only a matter of time before their turn comes around.

Members of the military of Bushstapoland will eventually be phased out and deported and Bushstapoland will rely totally on its nuclear arsenal in what is being called the 100% assured deterent plan. Fire departments will be replaced by the engineering and placement of total anti-fire sprinkler systems everywhere. Police units will be replaced by robotic technology and many feel that with America's "riff-raff" gone there eventually will be no need whatsover for police security units. All guns will be confiscated.

Eventually anyone worth under 10 million dollars in liquid assets will be deported and the question of where all of this will stop must surely cross the minds of all thinking persons. Who is to say that the liquid asset threshold that qualifies folks for deportation will not be raised higher and higher in a sort of grotesque reverse limbo dance ?

The United States is paying each host country billions of dollars for their cooperation. Mexico, for example, will recieve close to a trillion dollars for accepting all of the hispanics sent there.

The host countries will put the new residents to work in service jobs and special tent cities have been erected which will house the estimated 297 million deportees.

There have been rumors that people unable or unwilling to work may be euthanized and also that a massive sterilization plan will be put into effect.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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