Tiger Talked Before Attacking its Victims

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Friday, 18 January 2008

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- One of the three victims of an attack by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas Day admitted that the three yelled and taunted the tiger by standing on a rail a few feet from the tiger moat.

Toxicology results showed a blood alcohol level of 0.16 on the one victim that was killed.

One of the surviving victims told officers at the scene, "I swear man, I heard that f***ing tiger say, 'Drunken Flakes have a taste tigers have grown to love. They're grrreat!' "

His lawyer intends to file a lawsuit against the San Francisco Zoo for mental anguish in that his client is no longer able to eat cereal for breakfast without getting sick.

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