Written by Tommy_Chewat

Monday, 29 March 2004

image for 9-11 - The Musical!
Bush and Condy jam some lines

Preparations are in motion for a musical that will be based on the events of 9-11. The musical, which will star all of the original political figures including Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell, paints the events as a tragedy, but a tragedy that leads to heroism.

Set to be released in September as a counter strike to a scheduled Michael Moore documentary that exposes the personal relationship between Bush and Bin Laden. The Musical, that has been provisionally titled "The True Patriots", will show the Bush administration as the glorious saviours of America.

Some criticism has already been made of certain inaccuracies that appear in the current script. For example, one scene depicts Bush acting like a leader and addressing the public in New York on September the 12th. And not, flying around in Air Force One for two days like a big pussy.

In another moving, yet entirely fictional scene, we see a bereft Condoleeza Rice being forced to abandon the bedside of her dying mother by the evil uncaring 9-11 commission.

The show reaches its climax in a musical medley of all the shows songs, during which GW slays the wicked Saddam with a burning sword and rescues all the children from the mine of the Thuggee cult.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Musical, Rumsfeld

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
61 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more