Miami, Fl/ Homeland Security Briefing (Code RED) - In a startling find just hours ago, Fl. state police found thousands of discarded Weapons of Mass Destruction littering a little used highway leading to this Sun Drenched, Spanish Speaking Playground...
From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.
Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...
"Lord if he's in HOUSTON'" Rumsfeld raged, "We''ll never find him!". Tito Lee, owner of Bust-uh-Rap recording studio in Houston Texas told CIA agents that yes a rather tall "dude" with a beard and a turb...
A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished - completely unaccounted for. "We don't know where they went" parroted a well-groomed Donald Rumsfeld, wiping what app...
U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has derided critics of United States tsunami relief efforts as "selfish whiners who don't have their priorities straight."...
"Donald Rumsfeld is out of a job!"...
Yesterday a Texas citizen spotted George W. ready to board a plane in Crawford, Texas, on his way back to the Capitol carrying two little pigs, one under each arm. Texas Citizen: "How was your vacation in Crawford, Mr. President?"...
Yesterday afternoon in Forth Worth, Texas, at a "2nd Amendment Rally" sponsored by the NRA in "A Tribute to Our Superb Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld," President Bush accidentally fired a new "safety non-safety" rif...
4-7-04 - Donald Rumsfield, Defense Secretary, said today that he is "Mad at himself" for not having learned earlier of American abuses of Iraqi captives despite his having been told of them months earlier by his generals. He also said that he is "Mad at himself" for not having told the President about them until recently although he told the President about them months ago and...
Preparations are in motion for a musical that will be based on the events of 9-11. The musical, which will star all of the original political figures including Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell, paints the events as a tragedy, but a tragedy that leads to he...
"NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND IF I EXPLAINED THE WHOLE PICTURE" -Donald Rumsfeld...
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