Presidential Barbie - On Sale Now!

Funny story written by Andrew Lawrence

Monday, 12 November 2007

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Presidential Barbie

Mattel today unveiled it's newest Barbie doll - President Barbie - which looks a lot like Hillary Clinton.

The anatomically correct doll is hard as steel and comes complete with a variety of ill-fitting pantsuits, 11 different angry facial expressions, nasty claws and a sharp tongue. The President Barbie will be on sale in all toy stores, Wal-Mart and can also be purchased directly from the Democratic Party's website. Presidential Barbie will retail for $49, which includes a new $10 tax, reflecting the presidential plaything's desire to raise taxes immediately upon getting elected.

A spokesperson for Hillary Clinton stated, "Now all the little girls around the world can own the Presidential Barbie doll, become liberals, and daydream that they too can grow up and become president, and singlehandedly ruin an entire nation in less than 4 years."

Depending on the popularity of President Barbie, plans are also under consideration for a companion "First Lad" Ken doll, which some people think looks a lot like hubby Bill Clinton.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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