Due to be released for sales in November, Mattel's Hello Barbie will feature deep artificial intelligence, much like Apple's Siri. With a WiFi connection, Hello Barbie will generate 8000+ responses and hopes to become your little girl's best friend. In the past, Mattel has come in for much criticism for reinforcing stereotypical attitudes in young girls rather than expanding the possibilities o...
EL SEGUNDO, CALIFORNIA - Renowned doll makers Tammel announced today that the company plans to mass produce a new line of President Obama family dolls, featuring Barack and Michelle, as well as daughters, Malia and Sasha. Tammel CEO Bryan Tonstock...
Hot Flash Barbie is the newest addition to the Barbie doll franchise. Hot Flash Barbie features flushed skin, tiny beads of sweat on her brow and thinning hair. Accessories include a fan, a large iced beverage and a bottle of estrogen pills. "The...
It's a man's worst nightmare - to have pictures showing he is not well-endowed circulated on the internet. Photos of a naked Jeremy Clarkson have been dropping into email boxes causing extreme embarrassment for a man who delights in all that is Al...
The Iranian Foreign Trade Commission has banned the import and sale of Barbie Dolls within the country. Stating that this doll, one of the most popular and best selling toys in the world, was an evil influence on the Iranian people, the government s...
Chinese Communist Party Official, Fuk Yu, has admitted that a sweat shop in the outskirts of Beijing has been selling real babies instead of plastic toy ones at it's factory.
Mattel today unveiled it's newest Barbie doll - President Barbie - which looks a lot like Hillary Clinton.
In yet another massive recall of toys made in China the FDA today announced an immediate nationwide recall of all rubber duckies due to cancer causing yellow dye #247 which was used to give the adorable and much loved toy its attractive color.
New York, New York - It would have been one of the greatest examples of synergy product-tie-in placement ever, say industry insiders, Based on this summer's blockbuster movie, Transformers, Mattel's introduction of the least Transformer chara...
As recalls continue to plague Mattel, America's largest toy maker, parents everywhere are struggling to find excuses to reclaim their children's most prized possessions. Susan Johnson of Kansas City says her experience is indicative of what...
EL SEGUNDO, CA - Citing safety concerns originating with its Chinese manufacturers, toy company Mattel announced today an immediate recall of Heidi Klum. CEO Robert Eckert said the recall became necessary after an investigation into a Mattel subcont...
Mattel, the US toymaker, has recalled billions of toys for the second time in two weeks, because traces of the food additive Monosodium glutamate (MSG) were found in them.
A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.
Mattel president Jill. E. Barad announced today that they would be launching a new talking Britney Spears doll without any hair. The "Bald Britney" as she is to be called will also be programmed to utter random phrases such as "Hair to...
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