Bush Welcomes Mukasey As Attorney General Torturer

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Sunday, 11 November 2007

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Mukasey commences waterboarding children

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush has welcomed Michael Mukasey into his dying and corrupt administration as attorney general in charge of torture, saying, "I can always use another fascist Zionist pervert here. OMG, Mukasey is a totally sick fuck just like Dick Cheney."

Mukasey endorses Israeli-style torture of US citizens and suspected freedom-fighters, and was endorsed by Democrats, Republicans and Zionist Nazi Joe Lieberman.

"Judge Mukasey's confirmation comes while my Justice Department rots from within just like my government," Bush said in a statement released after the Senate vote. "Judge Mukasey is another AIPAC stooge and someone who will further this rot."

Mukasey succeeds Alberto Gonzales, who resigned in August after his ouster of nine US attorneys on the orders of Karl Rove, Bush and Cheney for Republican political gain. Gonzales was also a stupid fascist pervert who endorsed torture, unlimited spying on US citizens and the end of due process, and helped destroy the US Constitution.

"This is our chance for changing the USA into an Israeli-style Zionist state dedicated to ethnic cleansing and land theft like Israel,'' said California Democrat Dianne Feinstein, who helped get rid of Gonzales and bring in Mukasey. "He will be a totally political, partisan attorney general in the pocket of my Chosen People."

Mukasey endorses waterboarding for non-Jews, an interrogation technique that brings about drowning, as a legal and constitutional torture.

The confirmation vote marked the utter capitulation of Senate Democrats to the Bush administration's torture policy, and its craven acceptance of unlimited executive power in all areas of "national security."

"But what do you expect from a nation that is bankrupt, going further down the drain and in which the greedy, rich bastards like us rule?" added Feinstein.

After his Senate confirmation, Mukasey promptly announced he would begin waterboarding the USA middle class and poor gentiles beginning with Vermont children.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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