Written by Len

Friday, 9 November 2007

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Crazy Heather

Detroit, MI - Bob Smith, an unemployed Michigan man says he prefers the newer and crazier Heather Mills over the calmer, and saner one from years past.

"She's just so wild... and dangerous now, she'll say anything." said Smith, adding, "She just doesn't care!"

When asked if Mill's expected multi-million dollar settlement had anything to do with his sudden attraction, Smith demurred, "Oh, I don't care about the money. I just want her."

Smith, who has had a string of bad marriages to unstable women, admits he's always liked the "crazy ones."

"I just want to be there for her." he gushed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Heather Mills




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