US economy going down the pan because of Bush $3+trillion Iraq bender

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 7 November 2007

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Bush's orgiastic $3 trillion bender fuelled by GOP psychosis

Off-the Wall St, NYC - (Meltdown Mess): Senior financial analysts have said today that the US banking crisis is way worse that anybody has admitted and that it's Bush's fault for bingeing out on a futile $3trillion war against former client dictator Saddam Hussain.

"Putting a dry drunk psychopathic killer in charge of the trough and this is what ya get," Dave Hustler CEO of beleaguered ShittyGroup banking giant said today.

"Folks forget. It's always the biggest spender that causes the worst chaos in the markets around the world.

"And when that spender has invasion on the brain there's no limits to the benders he's gonna revel in.

"Three trillion dollars of US taxpayers' money sure would have made a difference domestically if it hadn't been squandered on the GOP's ego.

"When crude hits $125 a barrel expect a Wall Street posse to take over the Administration.

"Could be any day now."

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