Pushers Selling Water in Atlanta

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Friday, 2 November 2007

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"This is top quality shit man!"

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporter Antoinette MacRobitussin was sent to do an undercover story about the severe shortage of water being experienced in Atlanta, Georgia as well as all of the southern states.

She went downtown and as she was walking up Peachtree Blvd a suspicious looking character with a large trench coat says, "Pssst, you wanna buy some water?" The guy in the trench coat was a water pusher. He led Antoinette over to a van which was filled with 5 gallon buckets all half full of water and each bucket had a lid with a tight seal.

Antoinette asked the man how he had gotten into this dangerous business. The pusher replied, " I used to sell dope at the local school yards but water has become such a scarce commodity that it was a no brainer to get into this business." He was going to say more but at that moment a code enforcement truck drove around the corner and the man quickly ducked out of sight.

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