Gore Picks Giuliani as Running Mate

Friday, 12 October 2007

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Lose some weight and stop driving around in your car you fat bastard

New York, New York (IP) - Al Gore has picked Rudy Giuliani as his running mate.

Gore said he was tired of jogging by himself and found out that Rudy Giuliani felt exactly the same way. The two arrived at a mutual conclusion that the two would starting running together everyday through Central Park. They arrived at this conclusion while heating up a can of spam over a camp fire in the famous New York park.

Gore has been living in a cardboard refrigerator box in Central Park so as to set an example on how to live a green life style. Rudy likes to walk around pretending to be a pan handler in order to raise spare change for his presidential campaign.

Gore told members of the press that the military industrial complex has warned him not to run for office unless he wants to end up like John F. Kennedy.

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