Thursday, 20 September 2007

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Jena, Louisiana (IP) - The thousands of protesters at the Jena 6 rally experienced a startling moment of truth and decided to protest black on black violence in America and all over the world.

The Reverend Al Sharptongue said the the hard truth of the matter is that whites are not the ones killing blacks in America and Africa. He explained how blacks kill each other in every American city every day and night via drive by shootings. He said it is worse in Africa where millions have died in black on black genocide.

"The killings and the suffering will continue until we face the hard truth that we are our own worst enemy. Our people need to liberate themselves from drug use and we must stop spreading aids among each other and we must stop feeling like we are victims except of each other, and we must stop the violence and the killing. We need to look in the mirror and say, there is the enemy and only WE can change that." A roar of AMEN rose from the crowd.

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