O.J. Simpson: "If You're On The Strip..."

Funny story written by Armedus Chunsky

Saturday, 24 November 2007

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Why didn't the police try to find the real robbers, the people who stole my stuff?" asks Simpson.

Former football star turned criminal O.J. Simpson could spend the rest of his life behind bars if he is found guilty of kidnapping, armed robbery and eight other counts. However, Simpson has other plans, and is suing Las Vegas for false advertising.

The sports legend is preparing to sue Las Vegas for false advertising saying that the slogan, "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," is deceptive. His attorney says that Simpson has a case, saying that O.J. was singled out in a city where unreported kidnappings and robberies happen on a daily basis.

"If I had known that I would have been caught in Vegas I would have taken my friends out into the desert and shot them in the legs so that is would be easier for the vultures to get to them. If I did it, that is."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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