Local Six year old proclaims girls "Yucky"

Funny story written by Afishlips

Friday, 7 September 2007

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Evan Trotter, shielding his eyes from the glare of the cameras.

Evan Trotter, a local six year old boy recently called a press conference at the sand box to denounce young human females as "yucky". His comments have outraged local feminists.

Sandy Felmet president of a local feminist group had this to say: "Mr. Trotter's undeniably sexist comments are reprehensible. I'd expect this trash from some five year old but not from someone of Mr. Trotter's stature in the community. On behalf of all woman We demand an immediate apology!"

When questioned about the reason for his actions and the possibility of an apology Trotter said: "Girls are smelly poo heads, especially mommy because she won't let me sleep over at Stevies house. I'm sorry, sorry girls are so dumb!"

Immediately following his comments Evan Trotter was sued for emotional damages by the American Feminist Alliance, The National Woman's Advocacy Council and Al Sharpton.

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