Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Capitol Hill architects are keen to redesign the internal specifications of the Senate men's bathrooms following the Larry Craig incident that has left some AC DC insiders baffled about what constitutes gay sex.
Within hours of Craig's announcement to plead guilty to disorderly conduct in a solicitation sting case at Minnesota's St Paul Airport in June last year, Homeland Security summoned architectural consultants to review the ethical standards of washroom facilities.
"The problem is some of the Senators are now a bit paranoid about using the bathroom facilities in the Senate in case they too are targeted by the Feds," a Senate Ethics Committe source said today.
"And frankly, many of the older Senate members don't have the sort of internal plumbing that holds out much longer than one hour after breakfast.
"But they're too damned scared of the bathrooms in case the Feds have wired them up like in Minesota!"
