Utah Farmer Finds Strawberry Inside Tomato

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Wednesday, 15 August 2007

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The same farmer discovered this unique fruit last week

Mormontown, Utah (IP) - A Utah farmer has reported finding a strawberry growing inside of a tomato. Food industry scientists are eager to get their hands on a sample of this miracle fruit. Through genetic engineering it may soon become possible make catsup and strawberry jam in the same manufacturing plant.

Not to be out done farmers in nearby Kansas claim that the strawberry and tomato combination is nothing compared to a complete corn field growing inside a pumpkin grown in one of their fields. This could lead to corn cobs, popcorn, halloween pumpkins and pumpkin pie all originating from the same manufacturing plant.

In Georgia a watermelon was found to contain a prison erected within a pussy willow plantation. The possibilities derived from this combination are almost endless and include a list that will be left unpublished due to political correctness issues.

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