WMD Found In UK, Thanks Monsanto

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Monday, 12 February 2007

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Chemical company Monsanto has recently been in the news for its genetically engineered seeds. These sterile seeds are forcing Third World farmers to purchase seed from Monsanto instead of the old-fashioned plant's ability to make their own seeds for next year's planting. Now we have learned that this same purveyor of distress in the developing countries was long ago at work wreaking havoc on England herself.

Toxic chemicals were dumped on British soil by Monsanto thirty years ago! Monsanto CEO and Terrorist, Sir Y.Shood-Icair seemed only interested in the time limits on prosecution: "Thirty years! What statute of limitations goes that far? Why, my multiple sex discrimination charges of Monsanto secretaries just went away because the charges were seven years old!" No mention was made of the suspected association between the toxic waste and the sterility epidemic.

In a related story, Monsanto has hired a new advertising firm, Will, Celyore, Muther and Quick.The new slogan is reputed to be:"Monsanto-Sterility for the 21st Century!"

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