Corrupt Bastards found in Hawaii

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 4 August 2007

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Hawaii is the latest CBC orifice to be discovered

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club has been confirmed as having established an outreach orifice in Hawaii with the news today that Hawaii's Senior Senator Daniel Inouye is a largesse recipient from the dodgy oil industry graft specialist firm VECO.

Senator Inouye is the only Democrat currently serving in Congress to receive money from VECO, reportedly $15,000 during the 2004 election.

However, the majority of VECO slush-fund recipients and members of the fabled Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club are staunchly Republican.

The news comes amid this week's federal court appearances by VECO's chief executive, Bill Allen, and vice president Rick Smith who pleasded guilty to bribing Alaskan state legislators.

Their plea-bargain evidence has helped the FBI extend the remit of its Corrupt Bastards Club probe which appears to be heading next week to Hawaii.

More details are due soon.

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