Obama Wants US Attack on Pakistan for Big Oil and Israel

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Friday, 3 August 2007


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WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a major address, Senator Barak Obama was admitted that he is a "dedicated warmonger on behalf of Israel and Big Oil" and would attack Moslems in Pakistan "for the hell of it."

Trailing Senator Hillary Clinton in polls for the 2008 Democratic Party presidential nomination, Obama delivered the bloodthirsty speech August 1 at a Washington think tank.

Speaking to the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars, Obama called for more troops to be sent to Afghanistan and urged unilateral attacks against Pakistan.

"Democrats are just as much in the pockets of Zionist land thieves and Exxon Mobil as Republicans," he shrieked. "I will stop at nothing to grab foreign oil to fuel our SUVs and to allow Israel to continue to steal Palestinian land."

Clinton had called Obama's foreign policy "irresponsibly and frankly naïve since that pussy will not fight for AIPAC and Big Oil like I will if elected President."

Yet Obama had made clear like Clinton that he supports all efforts to subjugate the world on behalf of US special interests.

"Our basic values are a rapacious greed for oil being the energy pigs we are, and undying support for the historic Zionist project to steal all Palestinian land and water and turn them into slaves. Thus I wanna invade and occupy any part of the globe and get this done right."

Yet he took swipes at rivals Hillary Clinton and John Edwards who both voted to authorize the war in Iraq as members of the US Senate, and condemned Congress which "rubber-stamped the rush to war, giving the president the broad and open-ended authority he uses to this day. With that vote, Congress became co-author of a catastrophic war."

Obama admitted that the "war on terror" is just a ruse of the American ruling rich to launch wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to control Middle East oil reserves and achieve world geopolitical dominance.

"The terrorists continue to withhold their oil from us. They are all of the world's 1.3 billion Muslims. The threat is real," Obama shouted.

Obama's Woodrow Wilson address promised more war, more spying, torture and more death.

He blurted, "I am just as tough, ruthless and immoral as Bush and Clinton and as anyone you've got. You can entrust me with the job of butchering innocent people to safeguard your interests."

All of the main Democratic candidates agreed with Obama's comments.

Yet Pakistan's Minister of State for Information Tariq Azeem said, "That Obama is just another militant Zionist American freak and he is utterly ignorant. He is just making noise because of Bush's failure in Iraq and Afghanistan."

Obama acknowledged that he is pro-war and is not at all an "anti-war" candidate. "Whatever Democrat wins, we will continue to plunder the world on behalf of America's millionaires and billionaires."

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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