Today the well known band called Green Day decided to make a new song called "Avenue of Glorious Achievements." They say that this is to replace their old song of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."
The main singer says, "We saw the drastic increase in Emos after our release of 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams,' and though we dress like Emos ourselves, it's only for show. That much depression isn't good for the economy. To brighten things up we've made our new song 'Avenue of Glorious Achievements.'"
Unfortunately, all the Emos got even more depressed when then listened to its happy, cheery, non-whiny tune; so it partially backfired. Green Day's new target audience is honors students and college graduates.
