Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - (Ass Mess): The Saudi ruling family says it has been offered a paltry $20 billion by Pentagon sources to shut up permanently about Geporge Bush's criminal records and mobster cartel activities.
"This is an insult," a source close to the Bin Abdel Aziz Al Saud family said today.
"We more than anybody else know all the dirt about both the Bush presidents. And they think we can be bought for $20 billion!
"We wouldn't even start negotiating at less than $30 billion per Bush, per annum.
"Throw in Blair, Vladimir Putin and Cliff Richard and we might just turn up at the negotiating table.
"Add JK Rowling and Paris Hilton and we could be on the verge of a major discussion about the next twenty years of peace in the Middle East.
"But if you really want to gag us permanently there's got to be more flexibility at the negotiating table.
"And that includes Britney, Tom Cruise and Knut the Polar Bear.
"Otherwise naff off!"
