Nashville,TN - (Rooters) In a shocking announcement country music superstar Alan Jackson has announced that he will be running for president of the United States in 2008.
"Well I figure if George W. Bush can be president, then anyone could do the job." said Jackson, "I'm am from Georgia and everyone in the United States knows that people from Georgia are the smartest in the world."
Jackson 48 years old, went on to say that global warming is "just communist propaganda", and "It's just something that Al Gore made up because he was pissed off he lost the election. And besides, he is a wuss and could never do a good job as anything. Hillary sucks and I think she's a man anyway."
We will have more on this story later on as the story unfolds.
