Senator Vitter: My Ohio chicken suit fears

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Friday, 27 July 2007

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Vitter: cock or hen suit most appropriate?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Outed DC serial brothel client Senator David Vitter (Rep. New Orleans) has said he fears today's ruling by a Painesville, Ohio judge could have serious implications for himself and the other 14,999 clients on Washington DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey's list.

Vitter was referring to a ruling by Ohio Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti that three male sex solicitors must wear chicken suits in lieu of a 30-day prison sentence

The defendants were ordered to begin their sentence and carry signs proclaiming "No Chicken Ranch in Painesville" - a reference to a legal brothel in Nevada debbed the "World Famous Chicken Ranch".

Vitter told DC reporters today that Cicconetti was a wildly popular judge whose ideas were liable to spread like wildfire across the USA.

But the Senator was unable to specify whether it would be a cock or a hen suit that would most threaten his manhood should he ever find himself in the same position as the Painesville defendants sentenced today.

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