JK Rowling Lawsuit over Rape Story

Funny story written by G Varnam

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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Harry Potter and His Friends Ron and Hermione

(Crappers) J.K. Rowling today filed a lawsuit on a story about a date Rape hint from The Onion. J.K. Rowling had stated that Harry Potter is a children's book and doesn't appreciate this story. The Onion fakes the voice of J.K. Rowling's in their interview.

An exclusive interview from the publishers to The Spoof told us: "When you suggest stuff like that will be included in a children's book it is utterly disgusting. This outrage from the Onion has to stop! So we decided with the approval from J.K. Rowling that we will sue the crap out of the Onion and have them retract the story. The Onion has gone too far with this kind of crap."

Other Papers wouldn't carry such stories at all. The Spoof has absolutely condemned The Onions actions and outrightly refuses allow any stories which attempt to make light of rape to be published on their site. The Onion's story, according to the book's publishers, is absolutely sick.

The book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, is due out in July 21, 2007. Hackers have released early versions of the story, but these are believed to be fakes, published to fool them.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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