Written by queen mudder

Monday, 25 June 2007

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Bong Hits 4 Censorship ruling has gagged the right to lampoon

Washington DC - (Ass Mes): "This is one sick day for the American Constitution," said a statement from the American Diabolical Liberties Union today after a landmark ruling from the US Supreme Court voted 5-4 to gag the First Amendment rights of public school students who lampoon drug-related themes.

Judges sitting on the Supreme Court bench included Bush-appointees wingnut retards Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Samuel Alito, who decided to re-write the constitutional rights of an 18 year old because Karl Rove told them that's what they're paid to do.

But the farcical destruction of First Amendment priviledges may yet land Roberts and Alito along with Ken Starr and Attroney General Alberto Gonzales in the slammer.

During the G8 meeting on 6-9 June this year the combined
law enforcement and security/intelligence agencies of the eight industrialised nations meeting in Germany agreed to unite together and publish the most disgusting secrets of honorable judges who whitewashed the criminal past of George Walker Bush.

Billed this week as "CIA to lay open family jewels" a cover-up campaign has focused on cold war horrors steering the headlines away from Bush.

But the imminent arrest of his uterine half brother, UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, on charges of flogging peerages and taking a cut is reported to take place this wek when Blair finally leaves office for the last time.

"When he goes, all hell will break loose. And we'll bust that fascist twat George Bush on the same day," - UK spooky sources confirmed today.

Karl Rove is certifiable.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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